Exhibit A: "Okay, new topic. So there's this really cute junior whom I see in the hallways sometimes who is sex on toast, but I saw him from the side for the first time today, and OMG, his nose is like. . . well, it's extremely Snape-esque. Which I totally wasn't expecting. But don't worry, I'll still continue to admire him from afar. It adds character to his profile. ;D" Almeda, 21 September 2002.
Exhibit B: "And OMG, Rocky has the same hair as that cute junior I've mentioned before. Like, exactly the same. Like, Rocky is sitting at the dinner table and I am like, OMG, is that Aleksander Vey? Aleksander Vey being the cute junior's name, although I really shouldn't say that here because he might find it and be like OMG LIBEL BEYOTCH. Also, apparently he is not a junior, but a senior, as I've just found out by looking at the school's website [he is on the swimteam]. Silly me and my misapprehensions. Anyway, enough stalking." Almeda, 25 February 2003.
Exhibit C: "Sex on toastÂ… I like that" Aleksander Vey, 4 September 2003, in an e-mail to Almeda.
It took me ages to make the connection. "Aleksander Vey, Aleksander Vey. . . I know that name . . ." And then once I figured it out I started laughing Out Loud. :D Oh, the Internet. What joy you bring into my life.
Almeda | 05.09.03 16:39 | TrackBackAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. You = teh funny.
Posted by: Colin on 05.09.03 20:16ahhhhahaha
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