My room is so ridiculously tidy that it is practically devoid of personality. Gram Apple would be proud. Sylvia the exchange student arrives this evening and she'll be staying here; I'm moving upstairs into my sister's room and my sister will be moving to my brother's top bunk. I'm a bit sad to be leaving my computer behind, but at least when I return in three weeks, I will have a lovely room clean enough for a guest. :D
My bloody uterus [what pun? >.> <.<] has decided to be very clever and after that whole long period of time in which I was blessedly period-free, my menstrual cycle is now running like clockwork. Although it is not even a month since my last visit from my little friend, she's decided to pop by again. And just in time for the exchange student and high school. Thanks, uterus! You rock.
[It's times like these that I wish I was a gay man. See, KT? The advantages are practically neverending. 1, you get to have hot sex orgies with other gay men. Plus all the nice things about being a man in general: 2, you never bleed unless you're seriously injured. 3, you don't have boobs and thus don't have to spend money on bras which you could be spending on better things. 4, it's the fashion norm for you to have an easy-to-manage hairstyle. 5, you earn a dollar for every 76 cents women are paid. Et cetera.]
Almeda | 02.09.03 11:54 | TrackBack6. you're officially allowed to say "fabulous" every other word.
Posted by: Elly on 02.09.03 14:277, you can have sex without worrying about getting pregnant and 8, the natural state of your legs [eyebrows, underarms] is not widely accepted as unattractive.
Posted by: Almaeda on 02.09.03 14:46Hey, we've gone out of sync, bint! You and your silly irregularities.
Posted by: beck on 02.09.03 15:098 You can make a mint as an actor or interior designer
9 You can freely develop a lithp. Isn't that thuper?
Posted by: MySocksOnFire on 02.09.03 15:20Just because men in general earn more than women doesn't mean that you'll automatically be making more by switching your sex. Those stereotypes are annoying.
Posted by: Allan on 02.09.03 15:56Wow, it really is that easy to be a man. I can't believe I never saw it before.
Posted by: Ruairi on 02.09.03 16:12Thanks for mentioning me so specifically....are you implying I should try to become a gay man?
Posted by: KT on 02.09.03 17:05What issue of Grrrl-Power magazine did you pick those annoyingly cliché statistics from.
All the fashion and body hair issues are based on choice. No body is truly forcing you.
9. You dont bitch and moan about redundant bullshit and just get on with it.
Wow, having a penis rocks!
Posted by: Andrew on 02.09.03 18:12I heart annoyed men.
Posted by: Ruairi on 02.09.03 21:1610. If you were a gay guy you would have blue balls. XD
Posted by: Sage on 03.09.03 07:45You should become a lesbian to help with numbers 3, 4, 7 and 8.
Posted by: Yan on 04.09.03 10:36Thanks, Yan!
I had a dream I was a lesbian, but all I remember of it was that I was supremely disappointed. "I'm a lesbian? Damn, this sucks!"
Although if a lesbian serum were invented [like the one for which Cuntess Tankula is searching], I think I would at least be tempted to take it. I was flipping through a feminist dictionary once and it defined lesbian as a woman independent of men in every possible way. The only problem with that is I have a guilty addiction to men, so all I need is a lesbian serum so that "my biology can catch up with my intellect."
[Just kidding! Actually the secret purpose of this topic is to offend as many men possible. ;) . . . or IS it?]
Posted by: Almaeda on 04.09.03 18:53