Hurrah!

Am now in possession of Dread Head HQ locking accelator, professional dread soap, professional dread wax, 2 dreading combs, tons of rubber bands, step-by-step instructions, and wooden dread bead! [It's these updates about my life every five minutes that remind you how sad and empty you felt when I was away, right? ;)]

Am ready whenever you are, loyal dreading friends! Except not tomorrow, think am otherwise engaged. Call me/e-mail me/comment and let me know when you're available for the Dreading Date. Am so excited! :D