Mater: Have you put on some weight?
Me: . . .?
Mater: You should start exercising more. Nip it in the bud so you don't end up like me.
Me: . . .
Mater: Do any of your clothes feel tighter?
Between my grandmother telling me what a beanpole I am and my mother acting like I'm a ball of lard, I don't know what to think.
And remember how I said I was expecting my period last week? It still hasn't come. ><; Maybe I'm pregnant. One of those immaculate conception type things. ^^; Or not. But maybe I'm bloated. Fluid retention is one of the most common symptoms of PMS. Hm.
Maybe I'll move to Benin.
"In some areas of Africa, for example Benin, a girl is most attractive if she is fat. The heavier she is, the more beautiful she appears to suitors. The Western view that beauty requires thinness is a recent one. As paintings of earlier centuries reveal, stoutness was admired." - from a world civ. handout
Almeda | 19.09.02 20:13 | TrackBackI read an article about how in Africa they have a reverse sort of anorexia--girls lock themselves in huts and gorge on food, even taking illegal drugs, to make themselves megafat so that they look attractive to any potential mate. They die and whatnot. Best to stay thin, I say.
Posted by: Merv the Perv on 19.09.02 23:29Don't let the comments of others wear you down. It's your life, not theirs.
Posted by: Venom-P on 20.09.02 11:07Best to stay healthy:)
Posted by: Allan on 20.09.02 11:46Remember when we were going to go to the school called Immaculate Conception? LMAO
Posted by: Official Peanut salesperson on 20.09.02 15:18Mine was late too. Probably stress big friend. I GOT IN THE PLAY!
Posted by: Smith on 20.09.02 17:46:-*
Posted by: Colin on 20.09.02 18:21gonna have to start calling you mary, then.
Posted by: Team Elly on 21.09.02 02:53Hello, darling mother of mine. I've come to comment on your missing period... There's only one reasonable explanation. An alien made you pregnant. *X-files music* Damn the aliens! Oh well. At least I'll have an interesting younger sibling to play with.
Posted by: Anastasia on 21.09.02 03:01Almeda you have a child! You lost the weight so quickly...
Posted by: Smith on 21.09.02 23:06