Almeda Stalks Colin
The Lewis-Cheney family drove to the Wilkes-Barre area today to visit Almeda's mother's father, allegedly. Of course, we all know that Almeda used her Jedi mind-tricks to suggest to her parents that they needed to go upstate and was hoping to sight Colin Baggins, whom she of course is madly in love with. However, Almeda still needs more information to stalk him properly. She saw a sign for "Hazleton," while Colin lives "not in Hazleton but very near it."
Almeda's family went out to dinner with the children's grandfather at a not-very-vegetarian-friendly restaurant. Almeda ordered a salad, mozzarella sticks, and a slice of cheesecake, not a very balanced or nutritious meal, but Almeda ate it cheerfully without [much] complaint. She was rewarded with New Year's money from her grandfather, which was very nearly worth the vile stench of cigarette smoke that has permeated every thread of Almeda's clothing, every pore of her skin, and every hair on her head.
Almeda | 30.12.02 20:27 | TrackBackThere's a sign about 5 minutes from my house that says Hazelton is 100 miles away. I'm not sure if I've ever been up in that area before, though. We played a team out there last year in basketball (states or districts, I'm not sure).
I hate cigarette smoke. I'm glad I only have to experience it at Christmas.
Posted by: Britney on 30.12.02 15:34I adore you so much. If you want to stalk me, I can give you my address. XD
But don't go to Hazleton because it's awful. :(((((((
Posted by: ©ö|îñ on 30.12.02 16:03remember how i drove by hazleton the other day too? ohhh NEPA is such a fun (but tough) place. ;)
Posted by: allison on 30.12.02 17:32I loathe smoking, as well... It is one of my weaknesses.
Posted by: Ruairi Ó Coileáin on 30.12.02 17:53I was there yesterday!
Posted by: Neil on 31.12.02 05:19